such a spoilsport

audiotapes:

yaoiyaoidaze:

barackoabma:

i came home today and found a thoroughly used skateboard in front of the house im?????

? ???? ?? ? ??

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oh and keep in mind i live the the middle of nowhere

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looks like it finally landed

PLE SASE DONT BRING BACK THIS POST

burdge:

victims of the 90’s

burdge:

victims of the 90’s

soupss:


thestralskulls asked:if you’re still taking requests, could i ask for redglare and/or mindfang?

8RING IT ON 8ITCH(or alternatively: BR1NG 1T ON B1TCH)

soupss:

thestralskulls asked:if you’re still taking requests, could i ask for redglare and/or mindfang?

8RING IT ON 8ITCH
(or alternatively: BR1NG 1T ON B1TCH)

teafortrouble:

teafortrouble:

so you know how the running thing with the Striders is that none of them are legitimately cool and they’re all huge dorks

well

I humbly submit that Bro’s fingerless gloves aren’t even the objectively cool kind. They’re literally just these.

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He wears ‘em all the time because there is nothing awesome about suffering early arthritis from all that smuppet sewing.

of all things, this is my first post to break 1k notes.

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

paperseverywhere:

untouchedteddy:

paperseverywhere:

what happens when you mistype ‘beautiful’ to ‘beautiflu’

A virus is born which causes the host to slowly mutate, becoming more and more attractive, until their body collapses under the strain of being so fucking hot and dies.

sign me up

brotoro:

reverseracism:

cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

yoccu:


and she did

yoccu:

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and she did

scorpiosembrace:

sheesh You’re acting as if someone may or, may not have murdered you.

scorpiosembrace:

sheesh You’re acting as if someone may or, may not have murdered you.